Summer Screaming @ Sleepaway Camp

 

Three year after a few problems at Camp Crystal Lake and I guess parents are still sending their kids off  to sleepaway camp? Poor Jason Voorhees drowned because of a bunch of horny counselors couldn't get their hands out of their pants to do their simple job wrangling brats. So it's understandable a girl like Angela Baker didn't want to go into the water, right? Not to mention, everyone's squeezed into something tight and short except for her. (SPOILER ALERT!) What you got hiding in there, Angela?

So get close to the camp fire for a full face of smoke before you watch this. Cough, cough!

Retro Movie Moments - Maniac Cop

The original is a wonderful schlock fest starring Bruce Campbell and Tom Atkins. However, everything seems to be on the table to get remade these days. Even this.

I suppose the good people at Occupy Wall Street could relate to this movie more than some of us.

A Short Sharp Shock Review - Prometheus

The widely anticipated prequel goes big brain on everyone when compared to the simple elegance of Alien, but Ridley Scott seems to only be getting started with opening the door to a sequel to this prequel. OK, now I'm confused again, just like when I was watching this movie. (SPOILER ALERT!) And by the way, space Jesus? Really?

Tom Cruise is Following You on Twitter

Well, of course he is! Tom, thanks for the back massage. I feel like a new man. And when you see John Travolta down at the Celebrity Center, tell him I think he has the chops to make a great priest.