Dear Disney Executives,
A hardy congratulations for your current $138,000,000 take on Tron: Legacy. I am sure you will spend it well...well, maybe not.
While I have a moment of your very important time, let me pitch you this: BLACK HOLE REMAKE IN 3-D! You are going to get all the nostalgists who saw Tron 2 back in the theaters. The fanboys at Comic Con will shit their pants! You put Johnny Depp in there as Dr. Hans Reinhardt, the whacked out scientist. I'm thinking Colin Farrell or Ryan Reynolds as the hero to get the girls something to look at and maybe throw in a Zoe Saldana for a little color. Keep everybody happy while we're at it. This is going to be huge. Huge, I tell you!
You know what else? While I'm on a roll here, this would be a great chance to maybe relaunch Gus too. You have two crucial elements which have remained, in my opinion, strangely untapped: football & jackasses. Surely an easy thing to market. I hope to hear from you soon.
Your friend at
Marijuana Movie Night