I'm not a big watcher of porn. I believe it has its place and enjoy the occasional adaption. But if you are not a watcher, but a reader and crave some good literary smut, Nicholas Baker can help you out. He became a household name of sorts back in 1992 when his book Vox, a novel about phone sex, surfaced as one which was gifted to Bill Clinton by Monica Lewinsky. Anyway, House of Holes is a brisk and weirdly erotic read which is a little more creatively colorful and challenging then some straightforward, poorly written shades of Grey.