Someone accused me of pandering to fanboys, stoners, and 12 year old boys (don't take that the wrong way). Yes, it's all true. That's my target audience, but I don't consider myself prejudiced, just picky. However, I also like a good challenge.
I do categorize chick flicks with commercials shown during the preview of movies I have paid to see or snuff films so it's fair to say I packed some baggage with me when I watched Something Borrowed. The plot is your basic girl-meets-boy, girl-loses-boys-to-girlfriend, boy-sleeps-with-first-girl, girlfriend-now-hate-first-girl and it goes on from there (confused yet). Besides Kate Hudson looking fifty and Ginnifer Goodwin not wearing anything low cut, I was additionally confused by the title of this movie. So what the fuck was borrowed? Was it the main dude's cock because he ends up getting it on with both chicks?
Without delving too much into the plot, I can only surmise that the boyfriend who is engaged to Hudson, but met Goodwin first in law school and ends up cheating with her (on Hudson) is the the borrowed appendage. Or was Hudson only borrowing this guy before Goodwin finally ended up with him? Do you see why I didn't go this route. It's like hanging a ham hock around your neck and going to the pound to adopt a dog. You are going to come away with some marks and bad memories.
I am giving myself points for doing this because it is the last time.