Even if it is distasteful, I do make an effort to keep up to date with pop culture. I've seen the leaked Playboy photo's shoot with Lindsey and they actually just make me a little sad. In her work and behavior, poor Lindsey has been lowering the bar year after year. However, in 2007, she hit a brief sweet spot in her dual role in I Know Who Killed Me.
There are two important things that came out of this film. The first (and most unknown fact) is that this was the unofficial sequel to the The Parent Trap. Go see it and tell me I'm wrong. The second one being Lindsey Lohan creating the single least sexy sex scene ever filmed in history. The background music may be retro-porno to get your heart pounding, but that is out of anxiety as what you witness is nothing less than stomach turning. The crosscutting between Julia Ormond as Lindsey's mom cleaning the kitchen sink as Lohan flops around in her bedroom upstairs with some dude made me not want to clean the kitchen or ever have sex again. If you want to keep the allure surrounding those two important activities alive, please reconsider not watch that scene. You'll know it when you get to it.