Besides old school stoners Cheech and Chong and the barely tolerable Bluntman and Chronic, there are no good weed superheroes, much less anything resembling a Marvel Cinematic Universe or DC Cinematic Universe. So about lunchtime, I drape my robe over my shoulders like a cape, get a little medicated and pretend I can fill that hole in my life while I stare out the window at the ocean. OK, that’s not true at all, other than the getting baked part. I don’t even own a robe.
I’m just relieved that there is a film like this for summer so I can slap up a posting which requires almost no work at all. Our favorite maryjane starlet Kristen Stewart is in it and that guy from The Social Network who’s going to be Lex Luther is too (so there is a superhero connection here).
Anyway, here's the red band trailer because if you are reading this, you are an adult, right? I need to go buy a robe.